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  • averagefairy:

    u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

    (via holy-shit-pizza)

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  • spideysass:

    i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

    (via tyleroakley)

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  • allteensrelate:

    Life is a movie and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending. - Joan Rivers 1933-2014

    You will never be forgotten, may you rest in peace.

    (via holy-shit-pizza)

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  • Anonymous asked : why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

    rsbenedict:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    you a bitch

    It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

    So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

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  • highfivesforcoolguys:

    sergeantjerkbarnes:

    can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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    and finally

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    (via holy-shit-pizza)

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  • pachurz:

    triijunk:

    dorkly:

    The Most Dangerous Gamer

    I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

    THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

    (via holy-shit-pizza)

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  • firebendings:

    skarchomp:

    Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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    I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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  • pastabot:

    why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

    (via holy-shit-pizza)

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  • casualcissexism:

    shaymew:

    smekers32:

    jokes Americans won’t get

    why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

    didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

    (Source: teflonly, via pippa-the-lamb)

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  • missolivialouise:

    Here’s a thing I’ve had around in my head for a while!

    Okay, so I’m pretty sure that by now everyone at least is aware of Steampunk, with it’s completely awesome Victorian sci-fi aesthetic. But what I want to see is Solarpunk – a plausible near-future sci-fi genre, which I like to imagine as based on updated Art Nouveau, Victorian, and Edwardian aesthetics, combined with a green and renewable energy movement to create a world in which children grow up being taught about building electronic tech as well as food gardening and other skills, and people have come back around to appreciating artisans and craftspeople, from stonemasons and smithies, to dress makers and jewelers, and everyone in between. A balance of sustainable energy-powered tech, environmental cities, and wicked cool aesthetics. 

    A lot of people seem to share a vision of futuristic tech and architecture that looks a lot like an ipod – smooth and geometrical and white. Which imo is a little boring and sterile, which is why I picked out an Art Nouveau aesthetic for this.

    With energy costs at a low, I like to imagine people being more inclined to focus their expendable income on the arts!

    Aesthetically my vision of solarpunk is very similar to steampunk, but with electronic technology, and an Art Nouveau veneer.

    So here are some buzz words~

    Natural colors!
    Art Nouveau!
    Handcrafted wares!
    Tailors and dressmakers!
    Streetcars!
    Airships!
    Stained glass window solar panels!!!
    Education in tech and food growing!
    Less corporate capitalism, and more small businesses!
    Solar rooftops and roadways!
    Communal greenhouses on top of apartments!
    Electric cars with old-fashioned looks!
    No-cars-allowed walkways lined with independent shops!
    Renewable energy-powered Art Nouveau-styled tech life!

    Can you imagine how pretty it would be to have stained glass windows everywhere that are actually solar panels? The tech is already headed in that direction!  Or how about wide-brim hats, or parasols that are topped with discreet solar panel tech incorporated into the design, with ports you can stick your phone charger in to?

    (((Character art by me; click the cityscape pieces to see artist names)))

    (via gabsygabs)

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  • unclefather:

    i’m scared of little kid because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose

    (via stop-hybristophilia)

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